Team Dumbass In The Headlines....

Ahh here we see Rose got a job (snicker)...

Here Rosiepoop goes to her birth control appointment...

Here we find that fatboy Robert Casey finally found what he was looking for...

Here Zeeke aka Billy "Idiot" Lewis gets a special gift with special instructions...(look above the circle)

Finally, here, Billy "Idiot" Lewis, Robert "Fatboy" Casey, Rose "Nasty ho-ho" Hirst Blankenship, Cindy "Tons of Fun" Ulrich, Nanci "Dried Up" WannabeNONmafiatwat & Lynnzy "Lardass" Owens go grocery shopping for their FAVORITE food...

Oh, BTW here is where they met, insisted on by Robert "Fatboy" Casey & Billy "Idiot" Lewis and Beth "I'm really a guy but I hide my dick well"...

Oh, before I forget, you must be desperate for people to read your ridiculous blog since you're adding my name on the end of your sad non-creative lousy spelling CAPS induced rantings.

Gee....I feel famous.

Next time, ASK, you slobbering crackhead drunks. Everyone knows I don't go anywhere near your painfully obvious lame attempt at writing, plus my grammar is too good and I know how to spell, unlike most of you shitstain queerosexuals.

I am busy with my life and go away for a spell overseas, come back and you freakin dick lickers are still at it. I suggest therapy and meds, which Rosiepoop would probably sell so she can keep up the illusion of Jim (HEHEhahahEHEHEHEhahahahaha). Poor Rosiepoop....she can't get no respect. Nope...

Ugly....I bow to your incredible greatness and for maintaining your sense of dignity all the while keeping the kids in time out until they learned to behave somewhat. I could give a fuck about any of them becos I don't live my life in the chatroom and stick my bigass booger collector like Rosiepoop and Lynnzy & crew do into other's personal business.

But people please, let's go light on the chat room log pasting. After about the first few lines my eyes glaze over and I skip the whole thing.

For all those illiterate fruitcake keyboard commandos that spell about as good as a Bavarian mudflap, here are some tips. PLEASE take note, those of you that are guilty of this, becos, you don't realize just how FUCKING RETARDED you look when you do this:

I’m tired of this shit.

It’s about time that everyone learned their damn homophones. If you slept your way through the fourth grade or just skipped all of the grammar lectures because you were too busy sucking off that dude in the locker room, then maybe this table will help clear up some of the fucking confusion.



Commonly fucked up homophones.

These …are not …the fucking same.

Affect

Your horrendous grammar affects the quality of your input as an interlocutor.

Effect

Your grammar’s effects are so unspeakable that you should be prosecuted at The Hague.

*Hint: Effect is most commonly a noun; affect is most commonly a verb.



Bare

By using improper grammar, you are laying bare your ignorance.

Bear

I cannot bear this any longer: please, learn your damn homophones.



Capital

Capital punishment should be applied to people who use improper grammar.

Capitol

Improper grammar is not allowed inside the capitol.

*Hint: Capitol has an ‘O,’ which is round like the rotunda in the US Capitol Building.



Complement

Brandy Ryan complements me because she is everything I’m not.

Compliment

I compliment Brandy Ryan on her transcendent beauty incessantly.



Discreet

If you can’t discern the difference between homophones, then be discreet.

Discrete

There is a discrete difference between someone who knows homophones and someone who does not.



Dual

The dual benefit of knowing homophones is that you will be able to communicate effectively and you won’t look like a jackass.

Duel

If you can’t even get homophones right, imagine how you’d do in a duel. Let’s just put it this way: John Wayne knew his homophones.

*Hint: Duel is usually deadly; dual is almost never harmful at all.



Its

Bad grammar shall no longer rear its ugly head.

It’s

It’s a terrible thing to use improper grammar.

*Hint: Its can only be possessive; It’s is a contraction of ‘it’ & ‘is’. Strongbad can explain this in further detail.



Loose

The grammar gods shall let loose some horrible plague upon you should you choose to continue fucking up homophones.

Lose

Using bad grammar is a social stigma, which makes you lose credibility.



Principal

The principal frowns upon fucking up homophones.

Principle

Using proper grammar is a good principle to live by.

*Hint: Principal contains the word ‘pal,’ which is a person just like the principal.



Than

By fucking up homophones, you show that most fourth graders have better grammar than you.

Then

If you can’t write properly, then don’t write at all.



Their

Their egregious grammar sin of mixing up homophones will not go unpunished.

There

There is no excuse for fucking this up.

They’re

They’re just stupid if they can’t get this.

*Hint: They’re is a contraction of ‘they’ & ‘are’.


To

I’m going to ban you from speaking if you can’t get homophones right.

Too

The rest of the world hates you, too.

Two

You should have learned these when you were two.



Verses

The verses of the canonized Holy Text do not contain incorrect homophone usage; therefore, it is a cardinal sin to fuck them up.

Versus

A match against good grammar versus bad grammar is like Batman fighting a baby and stealing his candy in the process.

*Hint: Versus can only be a preposition, so it can only take the form of ‘Me versus You’ or ‘This versus That’; verses will almost always be a noun.



Your

Your grammar sucks.

You’re

You’re an idiot if you fuck up homophones.

*Hint: Your can only be possessive; you’re is a contraction of ‘you’ & ‘are’. See theWarehouse for further explication.


Please, learn your damn homophones. That is all.