A Little Ditty About Rose the Hose

Here is a ditty about Rose the hose
You might know her better as Rosemary
The woman of ill fitting ugly cheap ass clothes
And a buddy named Zeeke the fairy

Got a really chubby friend by the name of Cin-Cin
Hasn’t seen her toes in years
Ate lots and lots of greasy fattening din-din
Her sitting on you, one of your greatest fears

Then there’s Nancy the one who gives legal advice
Thinks she’s the smartest thing around
But she’s dumber than Rose and I don’t have to tell you twice
She meets Rose’s standards pound for pound

Yeah sure Rose is ugly as hell and dumb as dirt
Crappy nasty teeth and limp dirty hair
Doesn’t stop her from being a whore flirt
That someone wouldn’t fuck on a drunken dare

Her filthy mouth you can see for yourself
On a blog she hammers on night and day
With all her belongings sitting on a shelf
She sits online 24/7 and looks for prey

No one really likes her or admits to it too
She could make dead men turn in their grave
From the smell emanating from between her legs
Would make a convict hibernate in a cave

Her grasp of words isn’t too tight
And she’s dumb as a fucking rock
Cos she only comes out in the dark of night
To hunt down beer drugs & cock

See she has an obsession with the kids of a man
She had a hand in killing and we all know what
She can’t take the truth if she was hit with a van
Cos she’s a smelly boneheaded twat

She knows she was being used
But she can’t even own up to that
Always spewing trash and accusing ABUSED!
Ran over just like a doormat

Constantly googling information on people’s lives
Posting things she really should not
Hanging out trying to score dick in bar dives
Thinking she’s “all that” and “hot”

You really should get some help and meds for your delusion
Cos honey you’re way out in left field
Full of shit and denying confusion
Wearing hatred and deceit as your shield

You’ll never be anything but a piece of shit
I couldn’t be any more blunt
Aww com’n hoser don’t chuck a fit
Cos you’ll always be the über cunt!